Friday, 2 May 2008

John Redwood writes sense

John Redwood's election analysis neatly repeats what I and the cabbies have been saying. We're all fed up with all the nasty intrusive illiberal control freakery from this bunch of corrupt tossers, and have given them a savage kicking.

If Dave wants to learn a lesson quickly it's this. "I want us to really prove to people that we can make the changes that they want to see in terms of schools and hospitals and crime and the other issues that really matter to all of us" is fine as a piece of bland spin. But if Dave really wants to win hearts and minds he will have to dismantle all the hated illiberality from Labour's nasty nanny Big State - and that's a whole lot of little things.

I'll know he's succeeded when I can follow the local hunt to see a fox dispatched swiftly by hounds, then retire with friends to the smoking room of the local pub to enjoy a pitcher of mulled ale whilst respectful council workers gather the horse-nuts from the streets and ensure all the bins are clean and empty.

4 comments:

Little Black Sambo said...

Excellent! Says it all.

Anonymous said...

Exactly. I just hope Dave doesn't see the landslide they will receive at the next election as huge backing for reclassifying Cannabis for instance.

DAVE. LISTEN THE FUCK UP. WE THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY ARE FUCKING FED UP WITH ILLIBERAL CONTROL FREAKERY. LET US DO WHAT THE FUCK WE WANT AS LONG AS WE DON'T HARM OTHERS.

STOP PANDERING TO THAT CUNT THAT RUNS THE DAILY MAIL.

Got it? :)
Zorro

Trixy said...

What a blissful day that would be. Can't see Dave doing it, though. He'd rather blather on about schools and hospitals and not cutting taxes until the economy has grown, neatly missing the argument that cutting taxes stimulates economic growth.

Anonymous said...

'STOP PANDERING TO THAT CUNT THAT RUNS THE DAILY MAIL.'

Ahhh. Leave the poor little Daily Mail alone. It's become a lot more libertarian than, say, The Guardian or the freakin' Independent.