Thursday, 24 July 2008

Veggies fire more blanks

To be filed away in my file of 'red wine cuts heart disease', 'smoking delays Alzheimer's', 'aerobics shortens lives' and similar stories is 'Soya decreases sperm counts'.

I always knew the hand-knitted yoghurt sandals wearers were firing blanks. Of course, the NHS should now refuse infertility treatment to anyone who doesn't eat meat. But I wouldn't hold your breath.

1 comment:

Mac the Knife said...

Good. Think of it as evolution in action...