Henry Paulson (for it is he):now listen you chaps, I know you've just lost the shirts off your backs, but stick with me and there'll be turnips for all
The Ninth Earl reports on the success of his efforts to divert tax funding to Blandings.
“Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.” Winston Churchill?
"I'm sorry my public sector chums but your pensions won't be paid. You're off to the meat packing plant"Nick
Ok so I'm about to dish out the taxpayers money. Are we all here? RBS, HBOS, Barclays, Northern Rock..
you have stolen our trough.John Gibson
'Remember that whilst all Br*tish pigs are equal McPigs are more equal than the rest. It is, therefore, easy to understand why there can can be no redundancies in Sc*tland, and I commend this blatant example of gerrymandering to an emasculated and quiescent house.'To which the pigs there gathered responded: McHere, McHere, McHere, Mein McFührer!
Ha! You're a clever lot!All better than I could do, I think.
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