Tuesday, 4 November 2008

McCain's arms are too short

This is the only comment on the US election you'll find on this blog. McCain's arms are too short by a good few inches. They're just not long enough. I've watched him time and time again on the news and they're definitely shorter than they should be. Every time he raises them up to the horizontal I say to meself "Yep, that chap's arms are too short."

So when he meets other world leaders and they reach out to shake hands, there'll be an embarrassing gap because he won't quite be able to reach the other chap's hand. And for this reason, I doubt the electors of the US will put him in the White House.



4 comments:

Willy Wombat said...

He was flying his 23rd bombing mission over North Vietnam when his aircraft was shot down by a missile over Hanoi McCain fractured both arms and a leg ejecting from the aircraft. His war wounds left him with lifelong physical limitations. (wiki)

Anonymous said...

Not only are his arms short, he can not raise them (much) higher than his shoulders, making such everyday tasks as brush his teeth or combing his hair very difficult. No wonder he gets cross.

Bill Quango MP said...

He is a genuine war hero... but he isn't going to be President.

Blue Eyes said...

I agree Mr R. I reckon Obama will win a landslide.