Friday, 6 February 2009

Blair's blood-washed rebirth

Blair's circus showman's speech at an Obamevent in which God got 31 mentions would seem to indicate that he has been reborn, and indeed washed in the blood of the lamb.

I've no idea how much blood a lamb has, but a human being has about 5.6 litres. Perhaps as Blair lies in bed at night he asks himself just how much human blood has been spilt into the dust by his vanity, his hubris and his pious self-righteousness. And perhaps the answer frightens him.

But perhaps his gospel reading hasn't yet reached Matthew 6:5-7
5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bliar should read Numbers 32:23. "And be sure your sin will find you out..."