Sunday, 17 May 2009

"Dear Gerald ..."

Dear Gerald;

If it's OK with you, I'd like to come round and watch my television on 6th June - the England v. Argentina match. Hope you've got the surround sound and other features set up. Don't worry - I'll bring my own beer and fags (so no need to claim those on expenses!) but some falafel at half-time would go down well.

All the best

Radders

2 comments:

Bill Quango MP said...

I did once genuinely write to a health minister explaining that I had now paid enough tax since working, not including N.I. to pay for two ambulances.
I asked if I could borrow one of them for a weekend for a fancy dress party.

No response came back.

Henry Crun said...

We should invite ourselves round to Malik's London pad to watch The Ashes on our £2k telly.