The Telegraph has secured a coup over its Fleet Street rivals with notice of its purchase of the unredacted list of MPs' expenses, and this redeems what has been an uninspiring performance by the paper over the past few months.
In a useful A-Z of what MPs have claimed, the paper reveals that 'One animal-loving female Conservative MP claimed 78p for two tins of Cesar Chicken and Turkey pet food and £3.69 for Iams Senior pet food'. Now I'm sure there are many cat-loving lady MPs in Cameron's party, but only one springs immediately to mind.
C'mon, Anne. Do tell.