Simon's attempted theft of tax monies has been foiled thanks to the Telegraph's zealous monitoring of the lies and deceptions that MPs call their expenses claims. Just another bent bastard of an MP stuffing his mouth with taxpayer's gold, you say; what else do you expect?
What I don't expect and won't stand for is another single whinging bleat from any of those odious scum at Legg's measured and reasonable claims on our behalf on their fat purses and wallets.
Pay up. Shut up. Piss off.