Thursday, 4 March 2010


Looking at the pictures of the Zulu tribe's leader's visit to the Queen accompanied by his third wife, fat as butter and squeezed into an outfit three sizes too small, I was reminded of the answer given by Noel Coward to a question as to the identity of the small man accompanying the massive Queen of Tonga in an open carriage.


Anonymous said...

"Her lunch"


Mac the Knife said...

Would he have fries with that?