I half-watched the first half hour of the leaders' debate before switching to BBC1 for Have I got news for you. Which was OK. Then I read a few pages of a soporific Swedish novel guaranteed to put the brain waves into sleep mode.
So my impressions from the first half hour? Well, it's the first time I've seen Clegg's face move. Normally I never watch anything with LibDems in, so I know him only vaguely from still photographs. He reminds me of an insurance broker from Wembley chasing a commission, or an earnest estate agent. However, that such people are often highly successful in selling both insurance and houses is apparently confirmed by this morning's poll results. Brown was his usual clunking self, and Cameron failed to sparkle.
The following hour could have been different, of course, but for the bit I saw the Indie's cartoonist had it about right: