The illustration - here - of a group of girls universally endowed with 'outies' proudly pointing skywards must indeed be a provocation to women such as Ms Harman whom age and gravity have left with 'downies' if not downright Spaniel's ears.
However, as 'Poppy' says, "The basis of Lockean thought is his theory of the Contract of Government, under which all political power is a trust for the benefit of the people. His thinking underpins our ideas of national identity and society. Please don't let those who seek to ban our beauty win."
And that, I think, is a cogent and compelling reason not to vote Labour or Libdem.
Right. Off to vote.