First, the Official Holiday. This will be a week in Devon or Cornwall, with the press invited to be in full attendance, and a chance to show off the latest from the 'Boden' catalogue and reassure the public on the issue of the PM's moobs.
Second, the real holiday. Three weeks abroad in secret, with no press about. Last year it was Brittany and Greece - where will he go this year?
(a) Bali, or is this getting a bit dated?
(b) The Auvergne, fashionable obscure?
(c) Madeira, another hidden secret?