Wednesday, 11 August 2010

ex-Govt armoured Jag for sale



"Used Jaguar XJ8 LWB Level B6 Armoured sabon. Armoured by Centigon to include ballistic steel armoured cabin, titanium lined roof Borosilicate glazing and under floor Kevlar protection. Upgraded steering, brakes and suspension by Jaguar Special Vehicle operations. Fitted 4.2 litre V8 300hp, engine and 6 speed auto transmission and Pirelli tyres with run flat devices.

Hide upholstery in rear compartment badly marked with indelible pen marks; substantial discount offered"

Contact Witham Specialist Vehicles Ltd.

7 comments:

Bill Sticker said...

So much for a low carbon footprint from the previous 'green' obsessed government.

Tufty said...

Spooky. If the passengers in this vehicle are so much more vulnerable than the rest of us then why cart them around in the first place. I mean - who on earth wants to meet them?

JuliaM said...

I'd like to know just which utter philistine decided to deface government property like the worst chavvy little graffiti 'artist' from some ghastly sink estate...

Anonymous said...

I presume it's brown upholstery?

Budgie said...

When you open a rear door there are faint echoes emanating from inside - they whisper "thaat beeggotted wumman".

The pen marks originate from sheer frustration at the number of errors made by Sue.

Anonymous said...

How come the present incumbents don't want it? I won't believe there's a new, improved model out there that's cheaper than re-upholstering!

Or are the cleggerons still riding bicycles - equipped with windmills and solar panels?

Woman on a Raft said...

Some people have been reviewing and tagging the Gordon Brown book "The Change We Choose" which is a collection of his speeches drafted and edited as he sat in the back of the Jag.