Boris has a propensity to be led astray by his trouser region, through either marital infidelities from the one end or fatuous pronouncements from the other. This latest odorous flatus signals that this week it's his arse's turn to take charge. This is the house in Kensington that costs taxpayers £8,000 a month in Housing Benefits to house Somalian asylum seeker Abdi Nur and his workless family. It's worth £2.1m.
Ho, you say, Mr Nur could well have long family connections with the area, come from a long line of Kensington Somalis, needs regular Somali comestibles from Harrods or the like. Not a bit of it. He lived in a perfectly decent house in Brent at our expense prior to this, but didn't like living in a 'poor area'.
Well, Mr Nur can now skedaddle back to Brent and lump it. If this is ethnic cleansing, then I'm Boris' anal wart.