Tuesday, 10 May 2011

FIFA ahead of IOC in Most Corrupt race?

That traditional annual sporting event, the FIFA - IOC Derby for the title of the most bent corrupt bastards on the planet has got off to a fine start this year. FIFA immediately went ahead on news that Qatar had bribed every single FIFA member with traditional cash in €500 notes and had additionally provided them with several kilos of cocaine, Polish whores and a Thai ladyboy in order to secure their nomination. The International Olympic Committee made a spirited return with news that half of them had approached the Lord Chamberlain to ask about the going rate for a Knighthood each, others had already sold places in the Zil cavalcade to Mexican drug barons and one had approached a British actor known as a family man with an offer to push various objects up his bottom in return for IOC advertising work. Both teams have now issued a 'rate card' to clarify the expected cost of corruption, bent decisions, fixing the draws, nobbling races and selling the sexual favours of international athletes and, disturbingly, parathletes. 


I just hope that whoever lets any of these loathsome slime slither their noisome way into the UK has the decency to organise a receiving line made up of convicted MPs, nonces and the scum of the prisons rather than anyone with a scruple of decency who might risk gagging at the stench of their foulness. 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

top!

Anonymous said...

A mirror of the rest of Britain's governance then. They did it; they got away with it and they'll do it again....because they got away with it the first (and second and third) time.

Coney Island

greg tingey said...

I see you share my opinion of "Team Games" and football and the olympics in particular.

What beats me is why almost all politicans and journos seem to have public wet dreams over these vile pursuits....