Wednesday, 25 May 2011

Two nations .....

Cameron approached the microphone and spoke. "This is probably the first time in history a British Prime Minister has given an American president a bit of a grilling" he said, and looked up, like a retriever that has just located a wounded duck, for encouragement and reward. But laughter and applause came there none


US State Department officials were whispering urgently. "What's a grilling, Jack? Is that like a Spit Roasting? Are these pervert Limeys after POTUS's ass?". The President turned his eyes sidewards to the Secretary of State for guidance, but Hillary had built mental walls against thoughts of spilt semen and her eyes were glazed and unresponsive. The Marine guard watched Cameron carefully, prepared to throw his own body between a sodomitical assault and the President's bottom. Obama placed his feet close together and clenched his buttocks. Michelle had read the White House intelligence reports and had memorised the footnotes about "Ryan Giggs" "Dogging" "Teabagging" "Spit Roasting" and the whole panoply of British perversion. She glared at Samantha. A few heavy seconds pregnant with threat and silence passed.

6 comments:

Gordo said...

A British PM a discreet homosexual? Never!

BJ said...

As long as Cameron doesn't do a Mandelson - "Barry O'Bama and I are joined at the hip"

TiDavisUSA said...

Is there any way you can keep al obama over there? If you did I would lead the effort and contribute personally to a fund that would help british bloggers out with some cold hard cash.

right_writes said...

...and then Cameron bent over...

Blue Eyes said...

Cameron has the capacity to make himself look ridiculous time and again. He didn't give the President a bit of a grilling, he can't possibly have done. And nobody would be particularly impressed even if he had. What a total misjudgement!

Anonymous said...

@ Blue Eyes

Grilling - barbeque...geddit?

Ok, the Mercans didn't :)

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