Monday, 6 June 2011

I should have what he's got ...

From the 'Mail' today :-
For three years, Mrs Palmer kept a detailed diary on his activities – including sessions in his garden hot tub with women, and when he had sex in his bedroom. In one of her notes, she wrote: ‘I saw Mr Collins in his hot tub with two women. He said “get your t**s out, b****”.’ In her diary, she also recorded when women stayed overnight with Mr Collins. And she noted the comings and goings of male visitors, some of whom ‘wore baseball caps’. 'I could hear Mr Collins in his hot tub,’ she said. ‘The music changed to panpipes to which Mr Collins was occasionally shouting “Oh yes, oh yes”.’
Mr Collins, who is on incapacity benefit, was fined £100 for breaching the noise abatement order, and faces a further bill of £365 in legal costs after failing in an appeal.
Update 
In publishing Mrs Palmer's and Mr Collins' addresses (12 and 14 St Julian Grove, Colchester respectively) the Mail has probably ensured an anonymous supply of interesting electrical appliances for Mrs Palmer and a stream of intrigued female callers for Mr Collins - so win-win, really.  

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

And one more step closer to banality for the Daily Wail. It used to be a reasonable newspaper in the 70's but has slowly drifted down hill towards the pile if crap that is the Star or the Sun.

Coney Island

James Higham said...

He said “get your t**s out, b****”.’

LOL. The fun we have when ...

Useful Idiot said...

What a relief that the most popular comments are against Mrs (stalker) Palmer.

If NuLabour were still in office I'm certain she would've be awarded a peerage. Mind you, what are the odds that Call Me Dave isn't already mulling it over...

measured said...

He should have got a boat, eh?