"Glass of house red and two of house white please, Frank"
"You want the white chilled or ambient?"
"Chilled .. why? ...it's always chilled. What's new?"
"Chilled is 50p extra now. New thermal reduction tax. We're all drinking too many chilled drinks, apparently, and causing global warming. And they need more money for the windmills."
"Madness. Oh, and a glass of water please - ambient is fine haha."
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1st April, isn't it?
Ah, but the heart of every successful April Fool is believability ...
Don't give 'em any ideas Pike!
Coney Island
Nice try. But I suspect all your readers are a bit too cynical to be fooled.
Mr R restrain yourself, we would not want to give anyone any ideas.
All too believable........
I followed through to the Mail piece: extremely well done. Laugh out loud stuff.
By Pru Cremier?
That told me all I needed to know. Although it doesn't do to give the bastards ideas.
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