"Glass of house red and two of house white please, Frank"
"You want the white chilled or ambient?"
"Chilled .. why? ...it's always chilled. What's new?"
"Chilled is 50p extra now. New thermal reduction tax. We're all drinking too many chilled drinks, apparently, and causing global warming. And they need more money for the windmills."
"Madness. Oh, and a glass of water please - ambient is fine haha."