"You said it was our party description, Mr Farage, so I wrote it on the forms. 'Fresh choice for London'. Just like you said."
"You stupid boy. Do you realise that as a result five million ballot papers went out without our party's name on them? That you cost us two seats in the Assembly?"
It was a typical own-goal. Actually, this morning I commend Peter Hitchens' Mail comment piece to you for not pulling any punches;
If you must vote at the next Election (I shan’t), vote for the absurd Dad’s Army of UKIP if you want to. At least it does no harm. But the real business of constructing a new pro-British party to speak for all the abandoned, honest, patriotic, gentle people of this Disunited Kingdom can begin only when we have chucked the Tories into a suitably stout wheelie bin and slammed the lid down on top of them.