Friday, 26 October 2012

Fat Boy Jong-il gets tough

You only have to look at the spoilt, petulant, sulky face of North Korea's fat boy leader Kim Jong-il to know that here is a misfit with an appetite for inventive cruelty that would credit a Bond villain. The Emperor Tiberius was the same - lunch guests at his Capri villa could never be sure whether they'd end the meal  with a petit four wrapped in their toga or being flung from the clifftop. The terror would be enough to drive one to drink; did I smile and clap enough? Did the fat boy catch me frowning? I don't give much for the admiral's chances (below) - he's probably already been dragged to death from one of his own destroyers.


The point of making this post is because I can. I don't have any North Korean readers (though I've had 25 pageviews from Indonesia this week so far) and any I did have who'd been caught reading this page would now be on their way to one of fat boy's penal colonies or worse. There are too many repulsive little shits like fat boy Kim Jong-il in this world to ever deny ourselves the right of free expression.

16 comments:

right_writes said...

Are you sure that you should be using the "F" word Raedwald?

G. Tingey said...

Are you sure that KJIl is like that?
Or not, as the case may be?
Remember that he has been put into power by the miltary, who are sucking the rest of N Korea dry (still)
Any possible improvement for their people will come at the military's expense.
Also the system is fully set up as completely "closed", so any attempt to open up is going to be very very tricky, to say the least.

Please note ... I am NOT saying that KJI is a noce guy - we simply do not have ANY significant information on him, one way or the other.

Anonymous said...

He'll do as he's told, they've got three identical versions of him on standby.

Steve

Ancient + Tattered Airman said...

I think the dear, dear, dear leader ought to be presented with one of those enormous hats his Generals are wearing. We don't want him to catch a cold now, do we?

cascadian said...

For the record-it is Kim Jong un.

I also note the resemblance to Ed Bollocks leader of the workers party.

Bill Quango MP said...

I have an idea. All those public sector, big salary, big state advocates can take early retirement. Their super pensions are guaranteed. And they can take them tomorrow, in full, without penalty.

The only requirement is that they move permanently to North Korea to enjoy in full the socialist people's workers paradise that they so cherish.

banned said...

"fat boy leader Kim Jong-il" = Weight Hate. Death by torpedo tube for you Raedwald.

Ian Hills said...

The west is much subtler. Offend someone's idea of group rights or cast doubt on global warming and you get flung off a (for now) metaphorical cliff.

Anonymous said...

The Sons of the running dogs will be slaughtered and then the structures of the obese filth eating western capitalist pig whores will be bulldozed by the mighty people's army.

Then and only then, will the shining light and beneficence of the dear and most revered trusted and loved and beloved adored leader, who can light up your darkness and be upon you all soon.

Er - can we have some credits for oil?

right_writes said...

Oi Anon...

If you are trying to impersonate David Cameron...

Stop it.

:)

Anonymous said...

I'm your reader from Indonesia, but I'm an expat Brit. so don't get too excited!

Anonymous said...

Its not really N Korea that troubles me most (although it is a troublesome failed nation) but that its neighbour, China, endorses that country so much.

Coney Island

Anonymous said...

Gangnam style!!!!


alternative investment said...

Timely post, especially as Fat Boy just had one of his generals executed by being blown to bits by a mortar.

Anonymous said...

It's not the hats that are large, it is the heads that are small. Along with the rest of the body.
Nice shoes too: Leather, and using which/whose skin ?
While you CAN make these comments, it is almost certain that they are being recorded somewhere.
Come the day when the democratic right of the state to tell its citizens what to do/think arrives you will not be top of the massive pension list !
Don't be so dismissive of the "workers party"...scratch the paint of either of the three main parties and you will find the same base material....the difference between them is thinner than skin-deep.

John

Anonymous said...

They have had the great midget, the dear midget, and what do they call the present one? The fat midget?