Monday, 15 April 2013

Thatcher Library

A Thatcher Library, in the form of those US (ex) Presidential libraries, will no doubt be a good thing. American Presidential libraries are actually public libraries, administered at taxpayers' expense by the National Archive and Records Administration (NARA) under the Presidential Records Act. We don't have such provision in the UK, so Margaret's would have to be privately funded. And perhaps this is more suitable, under the circumstances. Part archive, part museum I would expect permanent exhibitions on both the Berlin Wall and the Falklands. And just as the Reagan Library sells copies of the famous RR Stetson at $209.95, the Thatcher Library could vend tasteful copies by Mulberry of those handbags at a similar price point. Or the 'Thatcher Steampunk tank Pashmina and goggles' perhaps. 

Of course no Thatcher venture would be complete without some hideous embarrassment caused by her wayward son, so we'd have to expect a concession stand run by Sir Mark offering gay men's underwear with 'Thatcher' embroidered on the waistband and no doubt these will prove popular also with the gangsta types who wear their jeans half way down their bottoms.

3 comments:

James Higham said...

Bit of a pity about the offspring really.

Anonymous said...

@ James Higham

Agreed. They ain't fit to lace their old Mums shoes.

Coney Island

Demetrius said...

Given the shambles created by David Miliband's closure of the Foreign and Commonwealth Library and dispersal of the records this is serious. Do you really want the Wedgewood Benn archive to be the only substantial one remaining from the late 20th Century?