Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Just more bent politicians

Did anyone really imagine that after the mass-culling of bent MPs from the Rotten Parliament that Westminster would transform into an exemplar of probity? No, of course not. The game has changed - and not getting caught is now the name of the game. To make things fair, and to balance the list of Lobbyists, Levenson will no doubt now back an official register of undercover journalists, fake sheiks and investigative reporters and make it an offence to gull an MP. 

And no one really imagines that if UKIP were at Westminster things would be much different. Already somewhere I'm sure a newly-elected UKIP Councillor is pocketing a fat brown envelope in return for believing that what his ward really needs are a few more bloody windmills built by Romanians. 

And still there are out there strident voices urging us all to support them all the same; a bit like salesmen convincing us that blue asbestos is just the stuff from which to make children's play equipment. Oh yes, they aver, Labour and Tory sleaze, corruption and fraud is completely different. Labour mostly go for money, while for the Tories it's deviant sex. Or maybe LibDems. Just shuffle back into line you lot and support detached millionaire confection Dave for top fruitcake. 

It's gone way past that of course. We'll all vote UKIP in 2014 to deliver such a kicking to Dave's curly icing that will be felt right through to his Angelica bits. And that's about as adult and responsible as it gets.

5 comments:

Nigel said...

i was on the Hero Ride on Sunday and could feel my skin crawling the closer We got to the evil wickedness that is Whitehall. On the road outside the gates of Downing Street was a steaming pile of fresh horse sh*t. I was tempted to stop and chuck it over but thought better of it. After all I don't dirty my hands by voting, so why dirty them in that way.

Anonymous said...

Maybe, we only get the MPs we deserve - en masse the British public has failed to engage.

Why?

Is it that;
i.no matter who you vote for, all we get is the same old, same old PC shite policies.
ii. The EU really run things.
iii. The average Briton is as thick as a plank.
iv. a combination of the above.

Anonymous said...

OH and btw ex Rotherham trougher Den McShame is touting for business as a.................Lobbyist!

FFS - what can that ncut bring to the party?

rapscallion said...

"Already somewhere I'm sure a newly-elected UKIP Councillor is pocketing a fat brown envelope in return for believing that what his ward really needs are a few more bloody windmills built by Romanians."

Unless you actually have proof of that and I doubt it very much, then you do genuine honest councillers (UKIP or otherwise) a great dishonour.

Anonymous said...

"Unless you actually have proof of that and I doubt it very much, then you do genuine honest councillers (UKIP or otherwise) a great dishonour"

I TOTALLY agree and if there is one thing I'm pretty certain UKIP are passionately against, it's wind turbinbes