|Younge reads from the script|
Younge of course, who lives in an exclusive Chicago suburb with his wife Tara Mack and his son, Osceola*, who has lived in the US since 2011, neglects to mention ever having seen an actual Roma in the UK himself, or the date of his last visit, if ever he's made one, to Sheffield.
But then the Guardian has never let the reality get in the way of an editorial position.
*Osceola? What sort of faffing name is Osceola? It sounds like a budget brand of cooking oil.