Friday, 8 November 2013

Insanity of the ECJ

Every mincing gay in Africa is guaranteed a place in Europe thanks to a new judgement from the carpet-chewing total insanity that is the European Court of Justice. Refugees from this AIDS ravaged continent who face prosecution for homosexuality in their own countries gain the right to asylum in any European country if they have to 'act straight' at home. As Der Spiegel reports, it is this 'hiding' of their sexuality that makes the case. 

Dear God. The spectacle of the immigration queue at Heathrow being filled by six-foot Zulus all doing appalling impressions of being camp clone queens to try to fool the immigration officers is a nightmare scenario that could have come straight out of vintage Tom Sharpe.

6 comments:

DeeDee99 said...

The proportion of gays in the African population will now top 80%.

The other 20% will obviously be the only ones fully responsible for the birth rate and exploding populations across Africa.

Anonymous said...

Must be an opportunity here, niche market, say - Ryanair Pink asylum charters from darkest deepest central Africa - and 'gay' mass murderers welcome in Britain............oh wait?!

Timothy Davis U.S. of frakken A said...

Don't worry about it too much there Mr. Raedwald. It is not just your part of the world that is going to hell. North America will soon, if it is not now, resemble one of the poorer soviet socialist republics.

It is a race to the bottom and anyone in the middle class who has enough money to be taxed away is a loser.

I wonder which slice of Gods Good Green Earth will get to the bottom first?

Gordon the Fence Post Tortoise said...

Made oi larf that did ...

But then I still have a little imagination left.

Gordon the Fence Post Tortoise said...

Oh boy.... would I like to see the UKBA amended procedures for adjudging the validity of a traveler's claim.

Planeloads of Carmen Miranda impersonators from Lagos?

The ECJ seem to have a blind spot for the law of unintended consequences.

Can all claimants be shipped directly to the ECJ offices? - I hope so.

Anon 2 said...

The spectacle of the immigration queue at Heathrow being filled by six-foot Zulus all doing appalling impressions of being camp clone queens[. . .] Hmmm. And do they all have their trousers at half mast (with or without underpants)? Or are the completely undressed for the "Back to the Jungle" routine?