Every mincing gay in Africa is guaranteed a place in Europe thanks to a new judgement from the carpet-chewing total insanity that is the European Court of Justice. Refugees from this AIDS ravaged continent who face prosecution for homosexuality in their own countries gain the right to asylum in any European country if they have to 'act straight' at home. As Der Spiegel reports, it is this 'hiding' of their sexuality that makes the case.
Dear God. The spectacle of the immigration queue at Heathrow being filled by six-foot Zulus all doing appalling impressions of being camp clone queens to try to fool the immigration officers is a nightmare scenario that could have come straight out of vintage Tom Sharpe.