Sunday, 15 December 2013

St Mandela of Rivonia Order of Service

Introit Pamela Stephenson and the Choir of iChichester Women's Institute sing “Nkosi Sikelel iAfrica” (Accom Edwards Balls on harmonium)

Lesson Lord Patten of Beeb reads Marx 12:16 “We shall take from those that hath and grow fat”

Blessing The Archbishop of Canterbury blesses the goats to be sacrificed as the Hacked Off Chorus (leader Hugh 'BJ' Grant) sing “Money, Money, Money” (Arr Abba)

Lesson 2 The Most Rev'd Tony Blair reads Spart 1:11 “Be relaxed oh my brothers about riches”

Collection The armed youth wing of the ANC pass amongst the crowd collecting watches, purses, jewellry, wallets etc

Sacrifice Sister Winnie of the Order of the Blessed Booty sacrifices the goats by 'necklacing' (trad)

Hymn The Pyongyang AK47 singers lead in the hymn “I vow to thee Dear Leader”

Interment (In Silence) the President conducts the live interment of the political enemies of Mr Zuma by ceremonial JCB
BBC Coverage live on BBC1, BBC2, Radio 5 Live, Radio 4 and Liveblogging on BBC Digital from 8am to 8pm – all normal programming suspended


Anonymous said...

Dear Raedwald

You forgot CBBC and CBeebies.


Anonymous said...

Better get yourself away for a while Radders - over to France maybe, be out when the early mornin' 00.04 hrs knock on the door comes.
Be prepared!

Nick Drew said...

very good, Mr R

Ian Hills said...

Service may be adapted to commemorate other saints, eg the Blessed Duggan of Thrownmyshooterawayinnit.

Anonymous said...

Outstanding, Mr. R!

G. Tingey said...

You've been reading "Private Eye" again, naughty man!

Anonymous said...

I thought the McDonalds Arches at the funeral service were a nice touch!

G. Tingey said...

Oh, that last bit is dead worng, isn't it ... every time the corrupt Zuma opened his mouth ... everyone booed.
Shows some hope for the future, that does.