"Free trade in Europe has brought great benefits, therefore Europe should be a single country"Is perhaps the most pervasive. The most irritating have to be
"Europe has not been at war since 1945, therefore the EU causes peace"
"Everyone who loves Europe favours a federal union"The government have therefore included in the latest 'Balance of Competencies' review the opinion of Easyjet that European airline deregulation was responsible for it flourishing. Ergo, says the government, a federal union is a good thing.
Perhaps they're all waddling around Whitehall with deodorant sticks up their arses wondering why their armpits are still sweating.