|Juncker wearing his Tuesday medals|
Thus it is surely fitting that our sovereign should curtsy to him in recognition of his superior status when next she seeks an audience of him. And when she adds to his Walt collection with, say, a Knight Grand Cross of the Bath. The Universities of Luton, Steeple Bumstead and Llandrindod Wells will surely also honour him with honorary doctorates, and no doubt Slough will award him freedom of the borough.
While Federasts will be delighted at Juncker's play to become our next President - he is all for abolishing us altogether and relegating us to a Satrap of his new Euro Empire - this may be a gift for UKIP and other Eurosceptic parties. Nothing is as warranted to irritate the British people as much as some Walt upstart with delusions of grandeur trying to lord it over us. Der Spiegel reports that Cameron has warned Merkel that Juncker's appointment would infuriate Britain to the point where he may have to bring a referendum forward (Cameron is holding a referendum? Oh, it's just a promise.)
Still, even if Juncker fails to secure his prize it won't be from lack of lobbying. For which he deserves another medal.
It seems some Middle Eastern fellow called Blair has also thrown his hat into the ring for the job. He's got no chance against Juncker - Blair only has one medal, an American thing. And just to cheer your Sunday, here's vintage William Hague;