Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Austrian traffic cop covered in confusion

It is suspected that an angry Austrian motorist was responsible for setting what Kleine Zeitung calls a 'shit bomb' in a location frequently used by traffic police to take radar speed readings. The faecal fire-cracker device exploded yesterday as it was approached by a traffic policeman, causing him to be shocked and covered in, er, confusion. Apart from the smell and the humiliation, he was otherwise unhurt.

I suppose it's more fun than necklacing speed cams.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is there a clue to the name of the perpetrator, and is he English? After all, 'shit bomb' is an anagram of 'Bob Smith' ...

anon 2 said...

Hmmm. Perhaps the diagnosis of "no damage" is premature. Diseases spread by 'body fluids' include AIDS and Ebola....

Raedwald said...

I can assure you that Austrian shit is very pure. AIDS comes from Africans fucking monkeys and Ebola comes from Africans eating monkeys. Neither of these practices is known in Austria.

Bloke In Italy said...

Radders - Ebola is from fucking bats actually, or possibly eating them raw.

Raedwald said...

Nonsense. An African can't fuck a bat. At least not without Sellotape.

anon 2 said...

Gosh.
What about Austrian bull****?
Is that pure too?

anon 2 said...

... cont'd from 23:04.

On further reflection, of course it is: "To the pure, all things are pure."

I'd nearly forgotten.