From the Operations Control Room, RAF Akrotiri
RF Leader: Control - refuelling complete; we're good for another 4 hours over zone. Continuing holding pattern. Any targets yet?
RF Control: Red Flight Leader this is Red Flight Control; acknowledged. (anything from Waddington yet since that ox cart yesterday? You have? No, no, never mind - get it on screen) Red Flight Leader we have a potential target at grid Blue 22 ... a lone insurgent laagered with what looks like a herd of goats south of the vehicle track, over.
RF Leader: I have the target now Red Control; Are you sure it's not just a goatherd?
RF Control: We can see a black flag flying there, Red Leader - must be IS
RF Leader: Control, I think he just washed his Keffiyeh in the water hole and it's drying on the thorn bush
RF Control: Negative Red Leader; we have it as an IS flag here. Squadron will attack with Paveway munitions. Make your approach when ready
RF Leader: Roger Control; Squadron will attack in echelon formation. Images coming through now ...
RF Control: Acknowledged Red Leader. Out. (Fumpy? Get that film clip - half a second of the blurry bit just before the munitions hit then the shockwaves and blast debris - off to Northolt with the signal 'IS supply train formation attacked on line of communications and destroyed'. That should keep the PM quiet for today ..)