It cannot be long before Theresa May's SPAD is sacked for calling Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg a wanker. The civil service code is quite clear on the matter.
I am reminded of the excoriating dressing down given by their CO to the lads who liberated Stanley when he learned that they were openly referring to the island's native population as 'Bennies' after the character played by Paul Henry in the TV soap Crossroads.
After which the Falkland Islanders were respectfully referred to as 'Stills'. On the basis that they were still Bennies.