Monday, 1 December 2014

Is Cherie trying to find a heartbeat?

You know, sometimes I'm half convinced that bloody Blair is already in the realm of the undead; the rictus oral contortion as he attempts a smile, and Cherie's desperate attempt to find a heartbeat, on their joint 2014 Christmas card, only tend to confirm my suspicions.

Mind you, actually being on the Blairs' Christmas card list must be only marginally preferable to being diagnosed with ebola.


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Feckin' 'ell, what a dreadful picture; not just because it's of the Bliars but it just looks shite and contrived anyway.

I hope that any one receiving one of these cards, uses it to light their fire and as a result, has a warm and enjoyable Yuletide.

Coney Island

Anonymous said...

You're wondering about the wrong hand. Once you start wondering about the correct hand his facial expression becomes self explanatory.

Budgie said...

Tony's right arm appears to be behind his back. No doubt with his fingers crossed as he assures Cherie that he and Wendi are just good friends.

Behind him is the hotel rubbish chute and Cherie is just about to push him in.

Budgie said...

Actually, Anon 22:48, I cannot begin to think of an explanation for Tony's left hand being in his pocket, Cherie's apparently missing left arm and his rather pained expression. I am sure that we would all enjoy detailed enlightenment. Please bear in mind that this is a family blog.

Ian Hills said...

That ventriloquist with his right arm up a puppet's arse looks strangely familiar. He seems to be saying "I'll sue anyone who says I'm a war criminal".

Ugly looking puppet, ain't she? He should have used Lord Charles instead.

Michael said...

I'd suggest that he is probably walking around petrified these days, with so many people who have so many motives to hate him.

DeeDee99 said...

God how I loathe both of them.

G. Tingey said...

Time for photoshop ...

WANTED
For mass murder.

$10 million US upon delivery to The Hauge"

mikebravo said...

Just in time!
The old photo on my dart board was becoming unrecognisable.

Anonymous said...

"but it just looks shite and contrived anyway."

Yep, almost certainly photo-shopped.

I bet neither of 'em can stand to be in the others company.

He looks insane, she looks to be high.

Anonymous said...

It's not even in focus!

John M said...

Tha look on his face, it's almost like Cherie is fisting him from behind...

Anonymous said...

Dead man walking.

(looks like he's just followed through).

They deserve each other.

Steve

Anonymous said...





Replace 'Seasons Greetings' with Gottle of Geer.









I saw this picture where 'Seasons Greetings'