Sunday, 6 December 2015

UK sends mime artists & face painters to Calais 'Jungle'

How I wish I could tag this story 'whimsy' but sadly it comes under the 'strange but true' category. The bien pensants of the 'no borders' variety hve decided that what the migrants of the 'jungle' camp in Calais really need (more than antibiotics, DDT, fungicides and soap and water) are .... third-rate English face-painters, jugglers, mime artists and unicyclers. Lefty circus workers are being regularly bussed across the channel to give 'classes' to the incredulous migrants.

I really, really hope they all come back with lice and scabies. 


10 comments:

Cascadian said...

Leytonstone, "rapid" response team-15 minutes.

When seconds count, the plod take their time, and arrive unsuitably equipped.

Strange that the camoron has an armed detail though.

Anonymous said...

I'd be more concerned that the same number ( or less- they are lefty scum) come back.
Easy to teach the illegals basic face painting and juggling skills and smuggle them back
In the bus as "performers ".

Flaxen Saxon said...

Shouldn't we be sending over big lads with sticks so they get their head right and fuck off.

Gordon the Fence Post Tortoise said...

Oh it's better than that Radders - looks like they're all getting complimentary Glasto tickets...

YUP

whimsy?

Anonymous said...

Tell the illegals that acquisition of circus skills is compulsory before residence is granted in the UK...

Anonymous said...

Perhaps encounters with those artistes will make the Calais campers think going to England might not be such a good idea, after all.

Don Cox

Anonymous said...

Cascadian: Police ""rapid" response team-15 minutes.""


Rwd: "Lefty circus workers are being regularly bussed across the channel to give 'classes' to the incredulous migrants."

And, that would be the 'vapid' response team

G. Tingey said...

Cascadian
But, the Taser worked & the idiot was stopped & no-one died.

Radders
WOT?
No TICKS? Please let them get ticks ....

Anonymous said...

"Cascadian
But, the Taser worked & the idiot was stopped & no-one died."

15 minutes later - you fuckwit. FFS, if the fucker had been in possession of a gun or two............. mind you on reports of gunfire, probably the coppers would have taken a day or, two to eventually roll up.

In France they would have used lead and aimed to put the bastard down - for good. And hence, negating the need for a lengthy expensive trial, the rigmarole of his telling the world "I did it for the God of mine own fundament" and then the forty years inside which the taxpayer has to fork out for.

APL said...

G. Tingley: "But, the Taser worked & the idiot was stopped & no-one died."

The pools of blood on the floor show that no one died through sheer good fortune and nothing to do with the police their tazer or their little girl officers

It doesn't mean that that victim won't be maimed or disabled for the rest of his life.

The perpetrator wasn't an idiot, he was a jihadi.

I grant you not a very clever one, since by the look of him he would probably have better said, 'that's for bombing mother Somalia', but I guess that wouldn't have been so topical.


Don't you just love the BBC giving disproportionate air time to an anonymous fellow shouting 'you ain't no moslem bro'. We're never going to hear the end of that one.