What they don't do - and would never get away with, this nation being somewhat more democratic than the odious mafia racket in Brussels - is to spend millions of tax money on a fleet of chauffeur driven limos on permanent call to ferry them about. The story is detailed in the Mail this morning. For this is exactly what MEPs are getting.
I can only assume, given the level of expenses for food and drink spent by MEPs, that they need carrying about everywhere because they're forever too drunk to drive themselves.
Daesh / ISIS Human Resources Department
Leaks from Daesh / ISIS HR department include an official application form that asks "Do you want to be deployed as (a) a suicide bomber or (b) a member of the storm assault martyrs' brigades?".
So an interview that includes the question " ..and where do you see yourself in five years?" is not wholly relevant, then.
The improbably named General Breedlove, NATO's current boss, whose failures to talk-up Russia as the new enemy are legend, is trying again by accusing Putin of 'weaponising' economic migration by allowing migrants across the Russian-Finnish border.
Currently around 20 migrants a day cross from Russia into Finland. Compared to 1,500 a day from Turkey into Greece. But then Breedlove wouldn't dare accuse his NATO member Turkey of 'weaponising' migration, would he? Even though that is exactly what Turkey is doing, obvious to many in Europe.
I think it's time Breedlove went back to a nice retirement posting in Texas.