Go on, remind yourself to grab a beer or a glass of something later in the day and raise it to Alfred Nobel, the man who made it safe to carry Nitro Glycerine about until deliberate detonation is desired. Dynamite and gelignite gave bith to powerful military explosives, which in turn have been responsible for ridding the Isle of more unwelcome Islamists than ever the Home Secretary could dream of.
The latest self-detonating Brit Islamist went off in Iraq yesterday and there wasn't enough of him left to fit in an air-mail envelope to post back to his dear old mum in Luton. Raised under the umbrella of the NHS, schooled at enormous expense, perverted by evil Islamist imams, he's now just little gobbets of organic fertilizer from which Iraqi weeds will grow.
Any more Islamist volunteers for Daesh / ISIS step forward please ..... as many as possible.