Sunday, 10 April 2016

Celebrity superinjunction - why we're naming them

The print version of the Raedwald blog today names the celebrity couple behind the 'threesome sex' injunction. We also publish photos of the short one exposing their bottom and of the other one showing-off their boobs on the beach. However, because the online edition is read in England and Wales (good afternoon Mrs Tryffid) we must confine these revelations to our print edition. 

In doing so, we join the Xxxxxx Xxxx in Scotland. Sorry, because of the superinjunction I can't even tell readers of this blog in England and Wales the name of the Scottish Sunday paper. They have taken the same decision as this blog. 

Of course, here in mainland Europe I'm entirely free to read every salacious detail of the case, olive oil and all, but do so comfortably in the knowledge that even the E&W Supreme Court cannot continue much longer to acquiesce in making the law of the realm such an enormous Ass. 

10 comments:

TrT said...

I need a broader source of foreign news, but I'll find it, I'm still searching, better than I ever did

Anonymous said...

I don't fucking care, I really, really just, do not fucking care.

The threat, it grows undiminished, back to the betrayor in chief Heath, Wilson, Major, Bliar, Broon.....a line of, as a bent as fuck PMs and the latest encumbent + with his spiv, twat of a chancellor in cahoots with Goldman SACHS the ECB and BRUSSELS, they play God with our destiny - attempting to advise staying in, shackled to the BRUSSELS EMPIRE SLAVER AS IT WHEEZES IN ITS FINAL THROES, THE PLANKS ARE SPIKED - BY AN ENEMY WITHIN.

Life is hard, life is getting harder by the day, WITH A GOVERNMENT WHO CARES NOT IN THE LEAST, ABOUT THE FACT THAT AND, INSOUCIANTLY DO a cadre of Salafist scum and their alien fellow cultist in millions now walk my streets.....ER I'll say that again: THE STREETS AND TOWNS WHERE MY FOREFATHERS TROD, EARNED BREAD, MADE BREAD, HUSBANDED THEIR FAMILIES - MY KINDRED.

An existential threat to all our livelihoods - as JD sums it all up.

As the lights go out on western civilization both, metaphorically and actually.
As dark despair, and storm clouds gather on this day and most all others forthcoming, it nags, fraught nagging, vexing, waiting, for the day to, again pick up the sword, for we all know well that: it is coming.

Alas.

A fuckwit, priapic Z lister and no talent, just another nobody, who slept with two, three, again - who the fuck cares - nymphomaniac puss ridden slags who, give it out for aught and everyone, well anything on two and most on four legs..........


And - puhleeze......someone tell me, for I cannot fathom it - where is the story in all of that?

Anonymous said...

I think there are three Scottish Sundies: Scotland on Sunday, Sunday Mail and the Sunday Post.

If I could be arsed to try and find out I'd probably find I'd never heard of them. Why do these people think they're important?

Jay

Anonymous said...

It ain't rocket science man.

M.

Anonymous said...

The truth will out:

“Equalities” Chief Admits He Was Wrong, Muslims Won’t Assimilate

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/04/10/geller-uk-equalities-chief-admits-wrong-muslims-wont-assimilate/

Steve

Anonymous said...

I believe he's still standing...

Anonymous said...

You'll be furnished with the answer in due course. Just wait.

Anonymous said...

Muslims don't integrate, the rich always protect their riches, homosexuals are always randy, and bears always s--- in the woods -yawn, yawn

John M said...

The hilarious thing is that when you do know the identities involved, you quickly realise what sad, haggard, irrelevant "celebrities" we're dealing with here. When you do find out it's a complete anti-climax... in fact one might argue this whole might have been planned to give some desperate egos some much needed publicity...

Dr Evil said...

Guido outed them on his blog in full. I already knew. Talk about seedy and sordid.