Friday, 20 May 2016

Euroluvvies sign chain letter shock

A group of Euroluvvies, some of whom may be known outside the UK, have signed a chain letter in support of the EU. Some of them may even know what the EU is. Others, I suspect, think it's something their agent signed them up for, like Equity or RADA, that can help them get work. The full text of the letter is reproduced below

"We, the B-list luvvies of Britain, urge the readers of the Guardian to support the EU. This vital arts funding body has paid for productions that no commercial operator, government department, UK funders or angels would support. 

Without the EU, Smarg Humply would never have been able to mount 'Being', an exhibition of his own turds excreted over a year, at the ICA last month. Tip Issleg would never have been able to produce 'Medea' in Nazi SS costume at the Donmar and Benedict Cumberbatch would never have secured the 'Sofas R Us' pricebuster advert. 

Just being in the EU makes luvvies more imaginative and allows the creative juices to flow more lubriciously, not to mention allowing opportunities for heavily subsidised Eurofilms in Lithuanian, British Council freebies in Venice and broadening the minds of the vast majority of British luvvies who can't imagine a world beyond Soho"

10 comments:

Weekend Yachtsman said...

I believe they actually said that Britain would be "more imaginative" in the EU. Those very words.

What that means, God only knows.

I am really quite hopeful, seeing how desperate the Remainists are getting. They must at least think they have a chance of losing.

Anoneumouse said...

One of the luvvies is afraid the price of olive oil will rise if we leave

Gordon the Fence Post Tortoise said...

I'm waiting for the Kardashian family to declare ....

Demetrius said...

In 1851 Karl Marx was resident in Dean Street in Soho. In the same house was an older man, Morgan Kavanagh, a philosopher of myths, legends and ancient languages. Perhaps nothing much changes.

Budgie said...

Luvvies really are dim: the "EU" funding comes from us the hapless UK taxpayers ...............

Oh ....

Budgie said...

Off topic: I am hearing rumours of rioting in the Calais migrant camp today and/or yesterday, with only French being allowed near. No news on the UK media that I've found.

Anonymous said...

What has always puzzled me, is that, are, so many people seem to set store in what actors gas on about, why is this?

Cumbo, is a pretty good acht...ooor, indeed jolly good luck to him but why does he think, what gives him the right, to believe that, his opinion carries a greater weight than those of, the feelings and thoughts of men and women who PAY to watch him or, those who clean his dressing room toilet?

Isn't it also true that, nigh on to a man of them and Diane Abbot, the Lavs, Champagne socialists like DAVE, CLARKE, MILIBAND and TARZAN,bone headed numpties like Corbyn, lunatic Sandinistas like McCluskey McDonnell and Milne, Societal engineering vampire ethnic cleansers like Bliar, Straw and Mandelscum, "right on yah!" Marxist luvvies...All have a streak as wide as their backs, its yellowy red and tattooed "the feminazi equality and diversity officer driving me is also a 'narcissistic arrogant tosser' ".

Where does it end Dominic? When Britain is turned into Syria on Sea and the Mooslimes have wrought their terror on all white females, whither then, what answer will issue from the honeyed tongued brilliant?

When Britain becomes Syria................Where do the wolverines of Izlam - move to then.

mikebravo said...

"...Benedict Cumberbatch"

Who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWdLt2znWGo

Yuk yuk.

Cascadian said...

I am greatly perturbed that our substitute drama teacher, Justin Turdeau was not invited to sign the luvvies manifesto.

Why he was put to the inconvenience of issuing his own opinion on Brexit. I am sure there must be a lispy Youtube somewhere recording his announcement, but I will be damned if I can bother to search for his vacuous meanderings.

When the remain camp resort to obambi, luvvies and turdeau you can be assured that things are NOT going well for their campaign.

Span Ows said...

Budgie, if you look at Calais Libre on Facebook (or elsewhere I assume) it has the events...every day!

The media black-out of ALL migrant problems is actually very sinister.