Brits must feel a sort of world weary sympathy with Bavarians today, as their first self-detonating Jihadist went off outside a bar. These miserable, joyless, Godless feckers of dreary Islamists will always try to target places where normal people enjoy themselves, laugh, love and share. Foreigners chopping eachother up on the streets with machetes are events with which we are also well-used, but new to Bavarians. But Bavaria has yet to experience a member of the German armed forces being slaughtered in public by machete - I'm sure it will come.
Whilst we are devoting time to friends, family and the joy of life, these heathen miserablists are crouched in their underpants before computer screens learning how to make bombs and kill people.
Bavarians have also yet to expose their first gangs of sex-abusing Moslems raping and exploiting vulnerable German kiddies, but once they have got hold of one end of the chain and start hauling, they will find hundreds and hundreds of 'em. There's no end in sight in the UK yet of the queue of prosecutions of groups of vile Islamic sex fiends - every month sees another dozen banged up for a collective century.
I do hope that whatever deluded fools in government imagined it was a good idea to allow these people to practice freely their own cultural values rather than having to integrate and being obliged to adopt ours are out at dinner in a smart restaurant when the next self-detonating Islamist strikes.