Monday, 28 January 2013

MPs and HS2

Decision tree for MPs

Q1 - Do I get a station in my constituency?
YES - Support HS2
NO - Go to Q2

Q2 - Does a firm in my constituency get shedloads of orders?
YES - Support HS2
NO - Go to Q3

Q3 - Do shares in my blind trust stand to gain substantially?
YES - Support HS2
NO - Condemn HS2 as rape and spoilation of ancient English countryside with questionable economic benefits and pledge all your efforts to oppose it. 

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