"Admit it, we're all going to miss John Prescott. From punching mulletted farmers with a left jab to punching his secretary with his tiny penis, he's been a laugh and a wholly amusing liability.
Visitors to his House of Commons office were pointed towards one of those old Russian-style dolls on the shelf which unscrew to reveal smaller dolls inside. The outer doll was a representation of ex-Labour leader John Smith, which housed a smaller Margaret Beckett.
Next in line was the fat, misshapen form of Prescott himself. On revealing his doppelganger, he would invariably cry:
"And that's the only time I'LL ever be inside Margaret Beckett!"
The cruise ship gig awaits."
Heehehe. Thanks to the lads at Holy Moly for that.