"Ah Nigel! Come in Come in .. Sam, pour Nigel a JeeanTee .. we're eating in the kitchen this evening; Aga's on, and 3D specs for the Moldova match - we put a 42" HD 3D screen in last month. Oh how kind! For us? A fish? you caught it yourself, beachcasting? Dungerness beach? Haha good to see you've used the 'Telegraph' to wrap it in; Sam, take Nigel's fish - we can send it to the fishmonger tomorrow to have it prepared. It's a Sea Bass? Yes, they have them in Waitrose too. Oh yours is wild, not farmed? You'll have to explain the difference. Later.
Now I particularly wanted to talk to you about this - do you play Crazy Birds? I can't get past level two haha there's this magpie you see ... a fag? I suppose so, if you must; the drivers all go out by the wheelie bins; ...... Wilkins, can you show Mr Farage to the fag smoking area?
Sam! Mwaah! You look fab. Look, do I have any trainers? Farage is wearing trainers ... I've no idea, it's probably what they do in Essex, but I don't want to embarrass him ... my boat shoes? Yes, they'll do.