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Tuesday, 9 July 2019
A national Memorial for Eco heroes?
I may write to Saint Greta this morning, suggesting a new national memorial to all those who fall in the cause of the planet. Those killed by wind turbine blades or toppling towers, blinded by solar panels, those who succumb to a surfeit of quinoa and those such as the late Mrs Struthers-Gardner killed by metal drinking straws.
May they rest in peace. Preferably in hand-woven wicker coffins buried in the woods with a sapling planted over them.